Visser Labs

Yesterday The Australian reported on a dolphin off the coast of New Zealand – above Bay of Plenty – jumping into a boat and injuring a 27-year old woman. This was no accident as rogue dolphins are responsible for this henious attack.

One only needs to look at the evidence presented by bigsquidsky on killer dolphins and /. (Slashdot) on remote control sharks to see through the fascade.

After several unsuccessful poison dart shots at the unsuspecting target this trained cetacean took it upon itself to attack-and-kill through the brutalest means, by catapulting it’s own 300kg mass. Our only hope can be found that the victim of this brazen attack recovers to testify against this renegade of society.