Visser Labs

Zane Jones has a 5 star rating system for girls. They are:

1. No way, no how
2. In your room, by yourself after you’ve finished crying
3. With your friends around
4. Show her off at a party
5. Anywhere, any time (eg. Brisbane city escalators…)

Note: Under absolutely no circumstances can you tell the girl what her rating is, without risking that the universe spontaniously combusts.